Monday 19 January 2015

ADAMA MADE BY THE CREATOR WAS A HERMAPHRODITE THAT WAS WHY GOD DID NOT NEED TO MOULD ANOTHER HUMAN FIGURE, RATHER HE SIMPLY SEPARATED THE FEMALE PARTS FROM ADAMA WHO WAS IN A HYPNOTIC STATE AND WIDE AWAKE AND AT THE END OF THE PAINLESS SURGERY ADAMA NAMED HER - EVE - BECAUSE SHE WAS-- ""WITHDRAWN FROM ME"""

ADAMA MADE BY THE CREATOR WAS A HERMAPHRODITE


The First Adama Created By God Was A Hermaphrodite Dr Kenez Had Always Insisted And Now He Has A Tangible Evidence and Proof
By:


Dr J. K. Danmbaezue, D. Sc. a.k.a. 
Revolutionary Professor J. J. Kenez,
The Humble Vessel of the Holy Spirit of the Creator & 
Medical Scientist/Existential FamilyTherapist.
Telephone: 0803-9097614, 0805-1764999 or 0809-6765365

EXISTENTIAL PROLOGUE

I had known a ‘woman’ while I served in Abakaliki as a Zonal Guidance Counsellor of the Anambra State Education Commission in 1984, who was a Mathematics tutor. He chose appearing as a female when she had a surgery as a youth. Despite ‘her’ feminine dress code, I was able to decipher from the tone of her voice, comportment, traces of shaved hairs I noticed on her jaw that here is a sample of a hermaphrodite. I was careful not to embarrass her. I sent her best friends to find out if my perceptions were wrong. They came back with a verdict from her that authenticated my prediction. Later she came to my clinic regularly for consultations on how to control her behavioural mannerisms so as to perfect her subterfuge so others will not join me in unmasking her easily!

In Chapter Two of the conroversial book I entitled “ANGELIC VERSES”, which I scribbled in 2001 subtitled “The Hottest Cake in the Universe”. I had argued with my brothers that men did not need breasts but every man has a leftover on his chest that resembles a woman’s breast. What were they there for except as a reminder that we once had breasts?









Here is a current picture you can find on the Internet that proves my point

DR KENEZ HAD ASKED HIS TWO FRIENDS THIS RHETORIC QUESTION :




“Why was a deep sleep necessary? Couldn’t God use another mud to mould Eve and breathe into her nostrils? Yes, he could. So why did he need to put Adama into a deep sleep?

My answer is this? God needed to remove some organs he had already put on Adama and put them separately. Since, in nature to date, some descendants of Adama do appear with both the male and female parts – it is plausible to assume that they remain the nearest copies/duplicates of the original Adama in Chapter 2 – verse 7. Later when God saw that he cheated Adama he resolved to separate the male and female parts of Adama. Other animals were in pairs and Adama had named all of them but he was alone and “none was found fit enough to be his mate.” So he had to undergo surgery to have a duplicate who would share his hermaphroditic nature … hence the necessity that Eve came from his body and not from another mould from the dust of the earth. The surgery needed to be painless and still Adama had to know that “the bones and flesh were removed from him” – hence the hypnotic anesthesia! It was necessary and essential.

Gentlemen – unbutton your shirts – as I am doing now. Have you done so – remove your singlets if you have any – Now tell me – of what use are the stumps on your chest that resemble the breasts of women … what are they? How did they come there? Of what use are they? At least we know what women do with their breasts after child birth. Now tell me the history of the male ‘breasts’ and of what relevance are they?

My friends, in addition God removed the UTERUS and VAGINA in Adama and placed all in the body of Eve. The hypnotic surgery was a clear cut separation of sexual organs and a reduction of the creative powers of Adama – such that he alone could not single handedly produce off-springs, whenever he wanted! Now read, Chapter 1, verse 26 – “like us and resemble us” includes ability to create new forms, reproduce asexually or bisexually – if and whenever two Adamas choose to mate. Also note, that certain protozoans to date reproduce asexually; yes even some multi-cellular animals: insects and worms, for example; the earthworm.

In short, God reduced the powers of Adama – which was a deliberate after-thought – to weaken Adama’s rule over other animals he had named. In concluding this portion – let us remind ourselves that the true creation story and the first one is that in Chapter 2, verses 4 – 25, whereas the re-organized version in chapter 1 – Chapter 2 verse 3 – was an elaborate attempt made by an educated author to synthesize the former into a coherent, chronological and more meaningful narrative. So, whereas the 1st legend states that only Adama was created – and later duplicated to get Eve – the 2nd story simply states that God created many human beings on the same day – “male and female created he them” – KJV. Verse 27.




In fact, to better appreciate the dilemma of the second author read King James Version – and see how singulars and plurals are mixed up. What led to these double talks – other than re-writing the legends? - Forgery is difficult!

I hereby submit, unequivocally, that we should stop deceiving ourselves:

  1. The first Adam that God created was  a hermaphrodite who was super intelligent and he was the one given the law of the forbidden tree.  Ch. 2 verses 16 and 17.


  1. Eve, was created on the eight day after God had rested and was able to see and effect corrections.  He pitied Adama for his loneliness – then he performed the hypnotic surgery to give him a mate.  


  1. And since then neither God nor Adam has rested. Our generation inclusive!!!


Below is a reprint of a chapter two of the conroversial book I entitled “ANGELIC VERSES”  that I scribbled in 2001 subtitled “ The Hottest Cake in the Universe”.



CHAPTER   TWO






THE FIRST HYPNOTIC SURGERY






Jideofo: We have reconvened to analyze yet another bone of contention in the creation mythology or Babylonian legends that Moses learnt in Pharaoh’s court.



Jude: Watch it, Kenez do you notice how this mad  friend of mine caricatures theological truths?



Kenez: I don’t see any caricatures – which one – is it that Moses learnt some legends or the satire that the whole creation story is all mythology?



Jude: I can’t place you even!  Where do you belong?  Are you a theist, an atheist or a free thinker?



Kenez: Congratulations – Jude – your command of English and concepts is quite interesting – I am a free thinker – if you classify me so.



Jideofo: And me – my friend Jude – how do you qualify me?



Jude: A theistic atheist – a mad philosopher an unclassifiable demagogue, a sophist …  



(Laughter – roaring laughter.)



(Jideofo & Kenez: almost choked – for 2 minutes)



Kenez: Stop it – all of you, heathen and pagans – are we rationalists or emotionalists?



Jideofo: We are both – didn’t you hear our cameleonic Jude state that I am an amorphous amphibian just now – the proverbial bat of Igbo literature – “usu” – who is neither a flying bird nor a rodent??



Kenez: Yes, I heard – I am not deaf – but you didn’t get his meaning.  You should thank him.  He called you – A DISCIPLE OF KING SOLOMON – that’s what my best friend call me … A wise idiot – or else how could I – in my former life cycle – claim to be the son of David, the wisest King that ever lived and yet married 1000 wives?



Jideofo: Oh! So you also have thought seriously about that contradiction also – women – no– “woe–to– man” Jude – tell me how else did these daughters of Eve arrive to dethrone Solomon the Wise ?



Jude: We haven’t  got to that yet – like you said, let’s not put our two hands into the same mouth at the same time.



Kenez: Yes I agree,  (laughter) – which reminds me – where are those scientists – who call themselves surgeons, anesthetists or anesthesiologists? – tell them that they are  pretenders and imitators of the ORIGINAL NO.1.  DOCTOR IN THE BIBLE – God the Almighty Creator!!



Jideofo: Come here, Kenez, - are you sure you’re for real – Christian or Moslem or Buddhist or Jewish so you have x-rayed that medical feat also?



Kenez: Why not – or else how did the first ever mistake come to be made?  Read Genesis – chapter 1 verse 14 to 19, and again chapter 2 verses 18 – 25.  In the former, the legend tells us that the sun and the moon were created on the fourth day – so how did we know the first, second and third day if the sun had not already begun its work? – in the latter – how come God discovered he made a mistake by leaving Adam lonely – until the eight day – Did he for unknown reasons become oblivious of the fact that He was OMNISCIENT?  All knowing!



Jude: There you go again – it was His plan to create woman out of man, one rib for Eve to appear.  Read verse 22 – it’s very clearly stated.  



(Bleep – Bleep – cellular phone interrupts).



Jideofo: Hello – who’s speaking … e he – why?  What for … at this time … No – no – no – tell him or her to come tomorrow by 11 .a.m!



Jude: Who was that? – Jideofo – I’m asking you ..



Jideofo: It’s the daughter of  Eve your church has imprisoned me with! – my wife of course!! - can you imagine – that my mechanic says I should come home and pay for the repairs he made on her car totaling N5,500 …



Kenez: How did you come into the picture – my dear, hasn’t she any income of her own? – to pay for the car she uses?



Jideofo: Never mind – let’s not derail from the topic at hand – may be – her great – great – 10 times or a million times great grandmother’s lover has intimated her that we are about to revisit the love affair or how her generation arrived in the creation narrative as an AFTER THOUGHT?



Jude: Heh? Tufia – what are you saying, my dear – that your sisters and mother – are all after thoughts??



Jideofo: Yes – a thousand times yes – or haven’t you read it in the bible also – you fanatic – Read chapter 2 – verses 18 – 20. – “but not one of them was a suitable companion to help him”  Then read chapter 3 verses 8 – 13.



Jude: There you go again – let’s finish one first, before  that one – in another discourse – “Eve was made out of one rib of Adam” – that’s where we are now.



Kenez: E – heh – tell us more about that – how – read it aloud – I’m sure you have a good copy of Good News Bible there – read to us.



Jude: Well if you insist – chapter 2.



V. 21 – says “Then the Lord God made the man fall into a deep sleep, and while he was sleeping, he took out one of the man’s rib and closed up the flesh.  



V.22.  He formed a woman out of the rib and brought her to him.  



V.23.  Then the man said: “At last, here is one of my own kind – Bone taken from my bone, and flesh from my flesh – ‘Woman’ is her name because she was taken out of man”



V.24.  That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united with his wife, and they become one.  



V.25. The man and the woman were both naked, but they were not embarrassed”.



Kenez: Go ahead and read verse 20 – please, chapter 3 verse 20,



Jude: Chapter 3, verse 20; says: “Adam named his wife Eve, because she was the mother of all human beings.” Chei – and I have never bothered to see the contradiction … Heh ??



Kenez: What contradiction – I don’t see any – or do you Jideofo … ??



Jideofo: None whatsoever – over here – hey Jude?



Jude: Come off it, both of you are really joking or are you drunk upstairs, Ch.2 verse 23 – contradicts Ch.3 verse 20… can’t you see that?  Even my little son can!



Kenez: So you are now becoming wiser and less dogmatic, good – yet I do not see what’s new in the narrative – so far – INCONSISTENCY is part of what makes the narrative a legend, a myth, a moral story to bring out religious sentiments – which will later form the foundations of commandments, ethics, norms and mores to guide human conduct.



Jideofo: Dear Jude – Ch.3 verse 20 – is a commentary by the writers of the version you are holding.  It may not be in the original manuscript.  But Ch.2 verse 23 is a quotation – look at the quotation marks closing those wise words of Adam – the verse 24 – was an addendum suffixed by some great theologian or marriologist, who wanted a garb of divine injunction for dressing up the Christian marriage institution.  Then observe the drama of verse 25 – compare that with chapter 3 verse 7 and later verse 21 …  It’s puerile, a pointer to combinations of legends to bring out moral and social dogmas!



Jude: I am getting more confused as these irregularities are pointed out – all along I had never noticed them nor ever bothered to ask our priests and pastors, these relevant questions – But even then where and when could you have been permitted to ask questions – in church or is it at catechism classes?? Na-wah?  oh – oo.



Kenez: Now to the main issue – what actually happened is this.  The first Adam was a hermaphrodite – he was formed from the soil and given the breath of life.  He was created before all other things, he was a wealthy prince and equally he was very intelligent for even the garden and all things were made for him.  He named all that God created – see verses 7 and 8 of Chapter 2.  Later see that verses 15 – 20 excluded “any-female -adam.”  He was alone and animals were made to please him and keep him company.  These animals were in pairs – male and  female “but not one of them was a suitable companion to help him.”  GNB – “but for the man there was not found a helper fit for him” – RSV. “but for Adam there was not found any help meet for him” KJV.  I want all of you to note the minor differences but remark in full the reason for the creation of “Eve” and how?



Jideofo: What you call minor is really great – for how can one explain verse 16 – when Eve had not been created  ---



Kenez: Good reasoning – my dear friend – that is the major point which I want everyone to note – THE LAW OF THE FORBIDDEN TREE CAME BEFORE EVE WAS CREATED.  It beats my imagination why God had to punish her at all – see verse 16 – are two of you still with me?



Jideofo: Let us get back to the real reason for Eve’s creation and how the medical feat was accomplished.



Jude: Yee – let’s deal with that first.



Kenez: Then look at the second creation story which is chapter 1 verses 1 – 31 and chapter 2; verses 1 – 3:  In this legend, reorganized by Moses after the Mount Sinai experience – Man – the Lord of the material universe was created last.  Verses 26 and 27 – reads.  V.26. Then God said, “And now we will make human beings; they will be like us and resemble us.  They will have power over the fish, the birds, and all the animals, domestic and wild, large and small”



V.27  So God created human beings, making them to be like himself.  He created them male and female, blessed them and said “Have many children so that your descendants will live all over the earth and bring it under control”… [etc verses 28 – 31 – gives dietary rules; which we have all violated to date!] cross check, KJV and RSV for minor differences in translations.  However, note – this narrative is a classical rendition by a princely author, one who had royal training, knew the value of constituted authority and the need for a chain of command – so the reason for many human beings being created here and in duplicates; male and female became clear if one must resolve the issue of where Cain got a wife and who were his parents – in-law after the death of Abel whom he murdered.  In short – what I am saying is that this very narrative is the handiwork of later theologians or the educated Moses who was raised in the palace and customs of Egyptian royalty.  “Male and female he created them” is manufactured.  Here also the reason for creating men and women was elaborate –



  1. they will be like us


  2. resemble us


  3. have power over the fish, the birds and all animals etc


  4. have many children


  5. so that their descendants will live all over the earth


  6. and bring it under their control.  


Note verses 29 and 30 for what God provided as food.



Jideofo: My magister, hence – you are begging the question.  We can read all that at home – now lets know why you claimed that the first Adam was a hermaphrodite – That’s the new one I’m really interested in – or didn’t you say so earlier?



Kenez: Of course, I did – don’t be in a hurry – these are necessary premises before we arrive at very incontrovertible conclusions.



  1. The “second story” Chapter 2, verses 4 – 25 – is actually the earliest legend on creation and makes more meaningful reading if human disobedience and the consequences can easily be explained.


  2. You cannot lay the blame of the fall of Adam on a group of human beings, created male and female, right from the onset.


  3. The error of the story in Chapter 1, verses 26 – 31 is that only dietary rules for men and animals were given – but no one tree was labeled – tree of life, nor anyone other – labeled – tree of knowledge of good and evil.


  4. One needed to know – what God gave as laws regarding which fruits to avoid before one could be held accountable for disobedience which attracted such heavy penalties as is given in Chapter 3 verses 14 – 19.  Please read it in detail when you get home.


  5. Whereas the account of creation in Genesis 1, does not connote any moral lessons, the account in Chapter 2 – does in graphic details and over flows to Chapters 3, and 4.  Therefore lets see what truly happened.  In two subheads I want to treat it.


    1. The Hypnotic surgery on Adama, the Hermaphrodite


    2. Laying the foundations for Adam’s fall by God.


* Adama refers to the first man created before the operation that resulted in the duplication of the female-man who was named Eve






THE HYPNOTIC SURGERY



Anesthesia – “is the state of being unable to feel pain, heat, cold, etc especially as a result of drugs given before a medical operation” – but God did not give Adama any such thing.



Hypnosis: “is a state in which a person appears to be fully conscious but can be influenced to perform certain actions or say certain things” – but in Adama case he slept whereas he did not take a hypnotic drug.  So what actually did God do to Adama?







I guess God combined the two processes –



for sure we are not told that Adama received any



medicinal concoction – nor were we told that any



injection – whether i.v. or i.m, was administered.  So



once again the Almighty was at his best – being both the



first  Anesthesiologist and the first hypnotist to be



recorded in the bible.



Why was a deep sleep necessary?  Couldn’t God use another mud to mould Eve and breathe into her nostrils?  Yes, he could.  So why did he need to put  Adama into a deep sleep?



My answer is this?  God needed to remove some organs he had already put on Adama and put them separately.  Since, in nature to date, some descendants of Adama do appear with both the male and female parts – it is plausible to assume that they remain the nearest copies/duplicates of the original Adama in Chapter 2 – verse 7.  Later when God saw that he cheated Adama he resolved to separate the male and female parts of Adama.  Other animals were in pairs and Adama had named all of them but he was alone and “none was found fit enough to be his mate.”  So he had to undergo surgery to have a duplicate who would share his hermaphroditic nature … hence the necessity that Eve came from his body and not from another mould from the dust of the earth.  The surgery needed to be painless and still Adama had to know that “the bones and flesh were removed from him” – hence the hypnotic anesthesia!  It was necessary and essential.



Gentlemen – unbutton your shirts – as I am doing now.  Have you done so – remove your singlets if you have any – Now tell me – of what use are the stumps on your chest that resemble the breasts of women … what are they? How did they come there?  Of what use are they?  At least we know what women do with their breasts after child birth.  Now tell me the history of the male ‘breasts’ and of what relevance are they?



Jude: It’s the Lord’s design, that’s all.  He was/is the Creator, the Potter, the Architect … so He was/is free to do as he pleased with the mud/mould.



Jideofo: My dear Kenez – now that you raised the question, methinks – they are leftovers – just like you said – “STUMPS” – reminders that once something bigger was there!



Kenez: You are right – that’s the right answer.  Now, you may observe that some men develop full breasts that dangle as they increase in size and fat … Even in gorillas and chimps, our closest cousins.  Our stumps are surgery leftovers!!!



My friends, in addition God removed the UTERUS and VAGINA  in Adama and placed all in the body of Eve.  The hypnotic surgery was a clear cut separation of sexual organs and a reduction of the creative powers  of Adama – such that he alone could not single handedly produce off-springs, whenever he wanted!  Now read, Chapter 1, verse 26 – “like us and resemble us” includes ability to create new forms, reproduce asexually or bisexually – if and whenever two Adamas choose to mate.  Also note, that certain protozoans to date reproduce asexually; yes even some multi-cellular animals: insects and worms, for example; the earthworm.



In short, God reduced the powers of Adama – which was a deliberate after-thought – to weaken Adama’s rule over other animals he had named.  In concluding this portion – let us remind ourselves that the true creation story and the first one is that in Chapter 2, verses 4 – 25, whereas the re-organized version in chapter 1 – Chapter 2 verse 3 – was an elaborate attempt made by an educated author to synthesize the former into a coherent, chronological and more meaningful narrative.  So, whereas the 1st legend states that only Adama was created – and later duplicated to get Eve – the 2nd story simply states that God created many human beings on the same day – “male and female created he them” – KJV.  Verse 27.



In fact, to better appreciate the dilemma of the second author read King James Version – and see how singulars and plurals are mixed up.  What led to these double talks – other than re-writing the legends?  - Forgery is difficult!



I hereby submit, unequivocally, that we should stop deceiving ourselves:






  1. 1The first Adam that God created was  a hermaphrodite who was super intelligent and he was the one given the law of the forbidden tree.  Ch. 2 verses 16 and 17.


  2. Eve, was created on the eight day after God had rested and was able to see and effect corrections.  He pitied Adama for his loneliness – then he performed the hypnotic surgery to give him a mate.


  3. And since then neither God nor Adam has rested. Our generation inclusive!!!




THOSE WHO HAVE EARS TO HEAR LET THEM HEAR!


  • Even, in medicine, gynaecologists, obstetricians and paediatricians have established that in the event of a sudden death of a wife, the husband can breastfeed the surviving infant if the man continues to try without an iota of doubt that his child will survive for at least three days or more. Search scientific books on the issue. I am done here!



Dr Jideofo Kenechukwu Danmbaezue,

B.Phil., B.Sc., M.Sc. (Clinical Psychology), D.Sc. (Psychometrics), FACRS,

Consultant Clinical Psychologist/ Existential Family Counsellor & 

Professor of Psychometrics,

MD. KENEZ HEALTH KLINIK/ HAPPY FAMILY NETWORK INTERNATIONAL.

Emails: saintkenez@yahoo.co.uk OR agunabu1948@gmail.com